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J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.

iamjacksredlipstick:

consultingtimelorddemonhunter:

delaneykate:

gingerbatch-addict:

I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



If this is true…. OMG I AM DISTRAUGHT BY THE TRAGEDY OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

I think JK Rowling gets bored sometimes, and thinks, “how can I make Harry Potter fans feel all the feelings?” And then she does shit like this. WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS, JO. SHUSH YOUR MOUTH.

(Source: peculiarpepper)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, TIM.
TIM.
TIMMY.
TIMBO.
TIMBALAND.
TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.
TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.
TIMPERATE RAINFOREST. 
TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT. 
THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.


Remember Timbaland and Magoo? I’m glad I’m not the only one. Also, I definitely had those parties in college. Also also, DOES THAT CAT HAVE VOMIT HANGING FROM ITS FACE?!?!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, TIM.

TIM.

TIMMY.

TIMBO.

TIMBALAND.

TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.

TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.

TIMPERATE RAINFOREST. 

TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!

… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT. 

THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.

Remember Timbaland and Magoo? I’m glad I’m not the only one. Also, I definitely had those parties in college. Also also, DOES THAT CAT HAVE VOMIT HANGING FROM ITS FACE?!?!

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6 Plays
Andrew Bird
Lusitania

icebat:

Andrew Bird & Annie Clark - Lusitania

Almost perfect… needs more Annie Clark.

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Dear boys:
Don’t feed into insecurities by saying bullshit like “women can’t be funny” or “OMG SUNDRESS SEASON IS THE ONLY WORTHY SEASON” or whatever.
P.S. I want to be that lady’s friend.

Dear boys:

Don’t feed into insecurities by saying bullshit like “women can’t be funny” or “OMG SUNDRESS SEASON IS THE ONLY WORTHY SEASON” or whatever.

P.S. I want to be that lady’s friend.

(Source: fairlywiggly, via feelingfickle)