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I feel like there’s an obsession with pace right now in theater, with things being very fast and very witty and very loud, and I think we’re all so freaked out about theater keeping audiences interested because everybody’s so freaked out about theater becoming irrelevant.
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prisdifficult:

Diphalia, or having two penises, occurs in 1 out of every 5.5 million American men.
That means guys in the US with two dicks currently outnumber people in the US with Ebola by a 10 to 1 margin.

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greatpretending:

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somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

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followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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