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animalstalkinginallcaps: IF I WANTED TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU WE WOULD HAVE GONE ON A DATE BY NOW, KYLE! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST, GIVE IT A REST! DID SOMEONE TELL YOU IT’S POSSIBLE TO ANNOY YOUR WAY INTO BED WITH ME? BECAUSE IF THAT WERE TRUE I’D BE FUCKING MY ALARM CLOCK, THE PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM, AND MY FACEBOOK FEED EVERY DAY, SO I STILL WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO DO IT WITH YOU! NOW PISS OFF! This is what happens when people watch too many romantic comedies, Kyle.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF I WANTED TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU WE WOULD HAVE GONE ON A DATE BY NOW, KYLE! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST, GIVE IT A REST! DID SOMEONE TELL YOU IT’S POSSIBLE TO ANNOY YOUR WAY INTO BED WITH ME? BECAUSE IF THAT WERE TRUE I’D BE FUCKING MY ALARM CLOCK, THE PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM, AND MY FACEBOOK FEED EVERY DAY, SO I STILL WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO DO IT WITH YOU! NOW PISS OFF!

This is what happens when people watch too many romantic comedies, Kyle.

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