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angrybisexual: Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:02:12 -0500

Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger at the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.

QUIT PUTTING SHOES ON PUPPIES, IT’S MEAN

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:18:29 -0500

QUIT PUTTING SHOES ON PUPPIES, IT’S MEAN

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:17:52 -0500

feelingfickle: grimdarkthroes: flozac: the principal at my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:16:22 -0500

feelingfickle:

grimdarkthroes:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

ITS LEAKED INTO THE REAL WORLD GOD PLEASE HELP ME

Be still my heart.

Here Is A Video Of A Dog Dancing To ‘Mambo #5′

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:15:01 -0500

Here Is A Video Of A Dog Dancing To ‘Mambo #5′:

feelingfickle:

dangerguerrero:

It’s Friday and nothing is happening. Here’s a video we made of a dog dancing to “Mambo #5.”

I made this. I don’t know why. I’m sorry.

PETE AND TAsHINA

I don’t know if it’s okay to be in love with some anonymous internet blogger dude, but I totally am, with DangerGuerrero. So I hope everyone comes and visits me when I’m in the loony bin.

umajanelaaberta: This Snake Juice is basically rat...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:10:14 -0500

umajanelaaberta:

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

I will always reblog this

If I had to watch one thing for the rest of my life, it would probably be this sequence.

feelingfickle: qcumblr: God Bless Denton, TX NOOOO, NOT...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:01:28 -0500

feelingfickle:

qcumblr:

God Bless Denton, TX

NOOOO, NOT THE sIGN.

Even signs are getting downsized, y’all. Make sure to give it some change when you see it begging on the street corner.

onlylolgifs: From John Reviews Twilight and New Moon

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:18:52 -0500

onlylolgifs:

From John Reviews Twilight and New Moon

fibersintheair: I can’t right now. OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:06:00 -0500

fibersintheair:

I can’t right now.

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN

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Thu, 16 May 2013 20:36:45 -0500

This is one of my favorite exchanges on the show.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:34 -0500

This is one of my favorite exchanges on the show.

sarkasmo: fyeahartstudentowl: There goes the table. So many...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:10:04 -0500

sarkasmo:

fyeahartstudentowl:

There goes the table.

So many artist friends on Tumblr (5) that will relate to this!

THERE GOES YOUR HAND

thebluthcompany: Bluth Family Love Banners.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:07:51 -0500

thebluthcompany:

Bluth Family Love Banners.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:05:59 -0500

This is exactly it.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:05:14 -0500

This is exactly it.

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:01:58 -0500

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

Heroic Theatergoer Smashes Cell Phone, Gets Thrown Out

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:01:02 -0500

Heroic Theatergoer Smashes Cell Phone, Gets Thrown Out:

“She told me to mind my own business, and so I took the phone out of her hands. I meant to throw it out the side door, but it hit some curtains instead. I guess my aim’s not as good as it should be.” Asked if the phone was damaged, Williamson says, “It had to be; I threw it a pretty good distance.”

efimeras: Theatre for one / Christine Jones + LOT-EK This...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:57:37 -0500

efimeras:

Theatre for one / Christine Jones + LOT-EK

This is a theater for one actor and one audience member. Inspired by small one-to-one spaces - such as the confessional or the sex peep-booth - Theater for One explores the intense emotion of live theater through the direct and intimate one-to-one interaction of actor and audience. It uses the ‘road-box’ technology to configure a system where connected and detachable units form the theater black box, allowing for continuous transformability, interchangeability and expansion.

Se trata de un teatro para un actor y una persona como público. Inspirado por los pequeños espacios de ‘uno a uno’ - como los confesionarios o los stands de peep-show - Theater for one explora la intensa emoción del teatro en vivo a través de una interacción directa e íntima del actor y la audiencia. Se utiliza la tecnología de la “caja móvil” para configurar un sistema en el que las unidades conectadas y desmontables forman la caja negra del teatro, lo que permite la transformabilidad continua, la intercambiabilidad y la expansión.

Título de Postgrado en Instalaciones Efímeras

Mas información en: www.instalacionesefimeras.com

ishouldbewhat: mandytakesatumbl: bexlogic: babyslime: fuckyea...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:40:46 -0500

ishouldbewhat:

mandytakesatumbl:

bexlogic:

babyslime:

fuckyeahfeminists:

What people mean when they say they’re not having kids.

I will never understand the harassment people feel the need to dish out over this. Like, if someone recognizes that they do not have the resources, patience or desire to be a parent: THIS IS NOT A BAD THING. That is, in fact, a really good thing. The people harassing the shit out of the child-free are the same ones commenting on news stories about neglect or bad parenting and going, “God, some people shouldn’t have kids”.

THAT’S RIGHT. SOME PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO, AREN’T PREPARED TO, AND ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO BECOME A PARENT - AND SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE ABILITY TO REMAIN THAT WAY SHOULD AN ACCIDENTAL CONCEPTION HAPPEN, OR BE A RISK.

RABBLERABBLERABBLE.

BLESS. THIS. POST.

I also get really upset when people (Christians) throw out Scripture (“Be fruitful and multiply…” etc.) when people choose not to have children. It’s so insulting because you NEVER know a person’s choices or reasons. If they aren’t financially, mentally, physically (this especially) able to have, raise and care for a child, that is between them and God, and they should never EVER be shamed for it.

I’ve been told I would change my mind countless times.

At eighteen they told me to wait until I was twenty.
At twenty they told me to wait until I was twenty-four.
At twenty-four they told me twenty-six.
At twenty-six they are telling me thirty.
What are they going to say at thirty?

At thirty, they look at you sadly and awkwardly change the conversation. So it gets better.

fuckyeahgreatplays: Oh Amadeus, you little strange adorable...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:10:17 -0500

fuckyeahgreatplays:

Oh Amadeus, you little strange adorable trollman.